Lista Top 10 Geek Quotes.

No i stało się, nie mam pomysłu na wpis. I właściwie znów umieszczę ‘nie swoją’ twórczość. Oto parę najfajniejszych tekstów ze strony The Best Geek Quotes…

Oto moje TOP10 (po angielsku, bo po tłumaczeniu często tracą sens):

10) Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
9) My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
8) Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
7) Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows.
6) Windows has detected you do not have a keyboard. Press ‘F9″ to continue.
5) I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly.
4) The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it’s twice as big as it needs to be.
3) Who is General Failure and why is he reading my disk?
2) Unix, DOS and Windows…the good, the bad and the ugly.
1) I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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The box said ‘Requires Windows 95 or better’. So I installed LINUX